Evancalgary

A racist pig with balls the size of basketballs. He is a true G I G G A C H A D. Who is also the great servant of KING Donut

Evancalgary is the best City Skylines player

by Monocle Gentlesir May 20, 2023

Evada

Quiet at first but once you get to know her you’ll realize she isn’t afraid to let it fly. She’s organized and doesn’t wait to get shit done. She’s the epitomy of a basic white girl and probably has some fake food allergy. One of the smartest girls you’ll meet that has great one liners. She likes to think she’s athletic when really she only goes on runs and has no hand-eye coordination. Evada’s are very rare but definitely a girl you want to keep in your life.

Friend 1: How did they get that question right?
Friend 2: Oh that’s Evada she always gets questions right.

Any guy would be lucky to date Evada

by aprb..69 May 21, 2023

Evan

Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.

You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.

“I love how cool Evan is!”

by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023

evan mollov

"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.

Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.

by LazyBread123 June 9, 2023

Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass

Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!

by Lenlen June 11, 2023

Evan

Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.

"Evans a nerd who just tried to steal my wife"

by VamPLorDyT June 13, 2023

Evan

Evan won’t share his Takis

Evan: u canr have my Takis

by miaiswerid June 23, 2023