take a dump hump

the hump dogs form in their backs when preparing to pinch off a giant loaf.

uh oh, kylie's got the take a dump hump, better get her outside quick!

by CGPinFL June 16, 2011

dump 'em out

A saying that guys will yell at girls with nice knockers in order to get them to show their tits.

Them things are huge, you outta dump 'em out

by sanchez September 19, 2004

raw dog and dump

To have sexual intercourse with a female sans condom and fail to pull out. Often done as an alcohol-induced accident.

Oh snap! Last night I was with Connie and pulled the ol' raw dog and dump. Boom, dude! Boomskies.

by chicagosaluki October 8, 2008

three pump dump

When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load

Ben is a three pump dump man.

by Scoobman July 16, 2006

Hot Chick Dump

A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.

Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."

by Bro Advisor January 14, 2014

40th hour dump

When you're nearing the end of your work week, still on the clock, and you spend your last precious moments productively seated on a toilet letting your excretory system gets some exercise. A foolproof method to greeting the weekend, now that you've made your money and gone on one final business trip to the bathroom.

"We all begrudgingly attended the 4pm meeting on Friday, that is except for Jared. He had to meet with the toilet for a 40th hour dump."

by Cloudkicker April 17, 2015

Cleveland Dump Truck

Masturbating in a lawn chair while your partner empties their bowels on top of your head from a considerable height, such as the roof of a three story building. The weight of the payload in combination with gravity and velocity results in an instant orgasm when directed at the crown of the human head.

Sebastian clenched his teeth as he feverishly masturbated and skeeted all over himself after convincing his girlfriend to shit onto his head from the roof of their apartment building, thus administering a Cleveland Dump Truck.

by Obama Phone May 17, 2018