Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court

Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease

by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

Connor disease

A disease of falling in love with Connor Franta deeply until you stalk and save every photo he has.

OMG, Connor Franta is so cute! I can't take it anymore, I think i have Connor disease.

by MapleT June 22, 2016

the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.

She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.

by Naynau February 21, 2018

The O'Hara Brother's Disease

When too many women are willing to have sex with you, most of those women catch feelings and won't let you be with any other women.

Damn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn't get The O'Hara Brother's Disease, or else he could be in a whole world of hurt.

by Fridge547 April 28, 2017

Diseased wart

Somthing as fugly as a wart yet that much more to be diseased

Shannon is the sluttyest diseased wart known to man kind

by Miss hawker December 1, 2016

Gum disease

A disease you can get in your mouth from not brushing your gums and eating unhealthy foods

Him-I haven’t brushed my gums in 3 days

Her- you probably have gum disease now

by My My goodness March 5, 2019

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014