by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019

Person 1: Yo, why the fuck does Jeef bergey sound like he’s on sulfur hexafluoride?
Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.
Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.
by Drew Gorman August 23, 2022

A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.
The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.
The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.
1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.
by Royal Rage December 3, 2024

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
by CD Smasher February 6, 2020

when you are surrounded by uwu and get **w-ified** lol
it takes a lot to get uwuified
it's easy to get the disease but hard to get rid of it
it takes a lot to get uwuified
it's easy to get the disease but hard to get rid of it
w-ified person: "wi wru woday uwu uwu"
regular person: "wtf bro u so sussy"
sussy people get the w disease
regular person: "wtf bro u so sussy"
sussy people get the w disease
by gaboey May 24, 2021
