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That one pig no one really likes, can be a duck too, also wearing a crown? Can also be reduced to "Dan"??
Person 1: What do you think of Daniel

Person 2: I hate Dan. I want to incinerate his flesh, then body, then skull while keeping his brain and eyes alive so he can see his own sufferring, so that he gets incinerated but without dying so he can feel endless pain.
Daniel by Aklho June 17, 2020
A basic bitch. Probably plays dark souls all the time and thinks watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventures is a personality trait.
"Respect the pouch"-Basic bitch Daniel
Daniel by respect the pouch June 28, 2020
Absolute Baby, Plays with toys and is cheeks at Fortnite.
That loser over there playing with toys is such a Daniel. I bet he has small dick energy.
Daniel by yrneHptn June 29, 2020
Daniel is a sexy beast
Daniel by 2174 July 18, 2020
Daniel is a simp
Daniel by I’m at ur moms house August 24, 2020
Daniel is one of the kindest and cutest guy ever. He's very loveable and amazing at photograper! He's one of the best people you will ever meet, you'll always wanna be friends with him.
Person 1: Wow Did you see Daniel this morning?
Person 2: Heck yeah, he's such a cutie
Daniel by somisunmi0 August 26, 2020
A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga

Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Daniel by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020