Greek coffee

When you jerk it into a coffee mug and use the semen as creamer

“Cream or sugar today sir?”

“No thank you, I’ll be having greek coffee today, just bring the pot and a mug”

by TheCiscoKidd November 4, 2020

Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

coffee

Delicious bean juice that allows me good grades in school, because screw sleep.

Coffee, aka Bean juice, aka the reason my sanity still somewhat exists.

by Some gay rat January 14, 2021

Coffee

Rayne’s main wifu

Rayne loves coffee

by Lucinda is Lit January 23, 2021

Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)

That Irish coffee has me going

by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021

Do Coffee

The act of using cocaine expressly for the purpose of waking up or getting rid of a hangover.

Our midterm is only in a half-hour, We should do coffee and get ready.

by biff't it January 28, 2021

Who Stole My Coffee

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Who Stole My Coffee!!

by CocaineDude February 1, 2021