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Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.
“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”
by Scarfkat April 18, 2025
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part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family
Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child
by Pikialo April 16, 2017
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Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.
That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.
by Smollysmurph._. May 1, 2020
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Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese
"wow, hes such a moon child!"
by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022
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The opposite of CHILD MURDER

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners
"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."
by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020
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Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)
Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!
by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025
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