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barm cake

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
by theflightymadam August 3, 2009
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Clutch Cakes

okay so clutch is like... "coming through in the clutch." something helpful, especially at a time of distress or just when something is needed. So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes." Cakes being the term of grandiosity and even being "sweet". i guess. so its better than just being clutch.
Also can describe when Cup Cakes are phenomenally delicious.

save the day
So lets say your at a party and it goes dry, and your friend walks in with a bunch of alki. You can say, that was so clutch! or even better... u can just say.. "Clutch Cakes."
by sarahmonsterrr October 30, 2010
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Moose Cake

- A cake in the shape of a moose

- An idiot, twasok, Numptey etc.

- A general term used when someone does something stupid.
1; *Falls over*
2; "Ah fu, get up you moose cake!"
by FreakBitchBaby January 5, 2010
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pulling a cake

to do something and completely pretend that it didn't happen, because really, who needs to know?
audrey: do you think nanners will know that we didn't share the dunkaroos?
ariel: nah, we hid them before he even knew they were there
athena: oh, us and our shenanigans

jackie: we're so pulling a cake!
by JACKIEISC0R3 May 25, 2009
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Cakes Moist

When a girl is turned on and is very wet.

Can also be applied to and for gay men, who often act a little queenish and identifies with their feminine side.
Girl #1 - "Damn Girl, That man is hot. "
Girl #2 - "Hell yeah!, He got my cakes moist"
by Retrosexual3 December 20, 2010
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sizzle cakes

used to describe an attractive female's boobs or ass.
Hey, look at that girl's "sizzle cakes"; she's a knock-out.
by esther2010 September 8, 2010
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vag cake

the act of being useless and distasteful in life, thus resulting in the formation of an unfrosted vag cake.
O, so vag cakes again....
by oneandonlykp November 8, 2010
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