Melancholy Hour

When you want to drink alcohol because you feel depressed. (10:00 - 11:00)

Oh boy. Would you look at the time. It's Melancholy Hour. *sobs while attempting to drink*

by bonelesspizza June 18, 2017

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Notional Hour

If you had to fit your whole life into one hour, but you could do anything you wanted (no travel time, no need to do to chores, etc), this is how you would split the time and what you would do.

Angus was torturing the new recruits with the notional hour again. He just wants to know who will suck up by saying they’d spend 59 minutes at work.

by LawDude February 7, 2025

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The time typically in the morning and just after lunch where a greater number of people find the need to have a sit down on the toilet at the same time. The cause may be the increase in coffee intake in the morning and a hearty meal during lunch at the local eatery.

Tried to take a dump, but looks like peak Push Hour. All the stalls were taken, bro.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

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