too big

In terms of the male sex organ, it is when the penis tears the vagina on a regular basis due to its considerable girth and length.

In terms of the female sex organ, it is when the vaginal walls are stretched to the extent that the majority of penises which find themselves within them feel little to no sensation, thus reducing sexual pleasure significantly.

Jeremy's penis was too big - all four of his ex-girlfriends needed stitches in their vaginal regions.

Susie's vagina was too big, her boyfriend lost his erection when it became clear his penis did not even touch the sides of her vaginal regions.

by Jiggityjiggityjoo February 13, 2014

Big Show

WWE Raw superstar who happens to be 7-foot high and 500 pounds, Paul Wight "Bear" (The Big Show) retired from wrestling to go boxing but he couldn't make it big time so he came back to WWE RAW and he comes for his spot back

- did u watch wrestling last nite?
- yeah, that big show pwned Santino Marella, big time

by José Guajardo March 21, 2008

A Big Rest

To have a big rest is very similar to cotch. It is basically resting for a large amount of time with disregard to other activitys that may need attending to.

Big Rest's are enhanced by any type of entoxicant.

We've been walking for minutes lets have A Big Rest

It's time for A Big Rest

by RuSTy101 August 29, 2006

The Big Sad

A stupid way of saying you're depressed.

Hey dude why are you such a downer lately?

Oh, I have The Big Sad.

What does that mean?

I'm Depressed, Carl

by Mystical Stone December 21, 2018

Big Shit

An arrogant person who thinks or acts like they are way more important than they really are.

Joe thinks he is a BIG SHIT now that he has a six figure income.

by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009

Big Submariner

A Big Submariner is the commander of submariners. They are usually small infants that wear horridly stinky poopy diapers. This strange phenomenon is usually seen at their den, which is kind of like a river now. They are also known to participate in the act of human sacrifice by pushing pregnant women in front of trains. Remember to watch out for when he submerges, for hearing a Big Sub's whine is the equivalence of listening to an airplane go super sonic.

Me: My god, sir are you okay?
Old man: No, me be seein' one in Lexington
Me: Saw what?
Old man: It be huge, son. I be seein' one of 'em Big Submariners...
Me: Oh my, that must've been terrible
Old man: Aye! It almost took me hearin'
Me: My god, what a terrible thing to see, I'm glad you lived!

by Explosivechicken Reilig July 6, 2010

Heap big

Mildly racist way to say "really big". Supposedly what Native Americans used to say.

That is heap big buffalo.
Dude, that chick has a heap big bootay!

by Bobby Tables June 4, 2010