Retarded Animal Babies

Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.

"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"

by Brocko January 13, 2004

Human Fuck Animal

Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.

Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.

by Ghostington February 17, 2014

animal rights activist

Bored suburban white kid with waaay too much time on his/her hands.

Found in decadent wealthy societies where most people have more food than they need and anthropomorphize their overfed pets.

Irrelevant in developing nations or to people who have real life problems to worry about.

The animal rights activist screamed and ranted in front of Macy's while brandishing photoshopped pictures of roadkill. "See this poor little innocent animal that died for your sins in this evil leg-breaking trap!!" The homeless family across the street was unimpressed.

by Pitbull Hugger February 21, 2004

Power Animal Shirt

An animal t-shirt often sold at tourist shops in the U.S., most often printed with an airbrush look. Common Alaska prints include wolves howling at the moon, bears showing some teeth and eagles descending. If you take pictures of these shirts in the night, the power glows.

That girl is getting hit on all the time because she is rockin' the Power Animal Shirt. And I heard she won a hula hoop contest because of its magic.

by Rosey Robards October 6, 2008

mad animal pile

When 2 or more goofy pets pile up on you.

I sat down in my armchair, and before I knew it, my cats and pug were on top of me. I was in a mad animal pile

by katieemw95 March 30, 2020

Anime Obsessive Disorder

Someone who is extremely obsessed with anime - anime wallpaper, body pillow, anime games, can't go a day without watching anime, et cetera.

Man, Hailey really does have Anime Obsessive Disorder. She's even got a body pillow!

by GamingDUAL October 19, 2020

Anime Song Stadium

Anime Song Stadium or (ASS) is the day where the only thing you can play in discord VCs are anime songs. Typically on Wednesday nights, ASS are designed to allow people to flex their knowledge of anime songs to demonstrate weeb superiority. The jiggle and flexibility of ASS allow them to be the heavenly creations they are. Inside an ASS, one can expect divine sensations designed to sooth the mental and physical unrest from a heavy day at school or work. A strong arsenal of anime song assets will allow the bragging rights of being the best in ASS. Every ASS, some will be victorious with the best songs, and others will feel sorry for not being strong enough to defeat the champions of ASS, however, every ASS, people gain more and more experience to try to become the Legend of ASS (LASS) resulting in fierce, invigorated competition that can entertain all.

Weeb1: Were u at last night's ASS(Anime Song Stadium)?! It was killer! I have never been able to seen a full blown out one, but that was amazing!
Weeb2: Yeah, after a boring af day at school I hopped on discord and my useless body was cleansed with the power of ASS! I hope I can win next time with my new killer songs!

by animedonut April 14, 2021