Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.
Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?
by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024
Get the Noob Lubemug. 
A prep. Someone who is usually a cheerleader(stereotype). A popular person. Someone who wears Hollister, Aeropostale, and American Eagle. A preppy person. A whore, slut, someone dislikable.
by Nerdfighter11 : ) August 18, 2009
Get the Noobmug. A noob stands for new player, or a beginner in fact people will call a 'Noob' an idiot are a person who's ugly and gets it wrong. Noob is usually misconducted as a person with cheap clothing, cheap body parts for that in example ROBLOX - Minecraft would be someone with a Steve/Alex skin.
by PoopyTurd August 25, 2018
Get the Noobmug. /nu b/
verb
To noob means to expel (a foreigner) from a country, typically on the grounds of illegal status or for having committed a crime.
"he was deported for violation of immigration laws"
verb
To noob means to expel (a foreigner) from a country, typically on the grounds of illegal status or for having committed a crime.
"he was deported for violation of immigration laws"
He was noobed: "he was deported for violation of immigration laws"
Synonym: deport, expel, banish, exile, expatriate, extradite, repatriate
Synonym: deport, expel, banish, exile, expatriate, extradite, repatriate
by Palestine1947 February 28, 2024
Get the Noobmug. shut up, noob.
by hoboken224 April 23, 2011
Get the noobmug. you guys are noobs
by isseihyoudou December 19, 2017
Get the noobsmug.