your mom

the biggest thing ever created

me: I'm going to see my mom
someone: your mom is very big

by Burgirfancy September 15, 2021

Your mom

Is slang for "your female pet dog"

Dude I fucked your mom last night

by @Im_BadAt October 18, 2020

your mom

gay

Person 1:hey your mom
Person2:hey your mom
Person3:hey your mom

by NewCom January 14, 2022

your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you

Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom

by QUEEN! May 2, 2019

Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean

So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO

by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021

your mom

the universe is ever expanding and yet its still smaller than your mom by a large margin

a joke you use is called your mom

by the dry water September 15, 2021