by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023
Get the Wet Butt mug.A wet Santa is when you do crystal meth out of a girls wet vagina. After snorting it the meth is wet and sticks to your face giving you a white Santa-like beard.
by Jackglinky November 11, 2015
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Get the Wet Willying mug.Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket
Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp
by manbalock June 19, 2018
Get the wet crisp mug.Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy
by X3697bo May 31, 2016
Get the wet smashy mug.The Act of Not jerking off for a week and then cumming a sweaty load into your pants. You then proceed to wring your pants out over a glass of milking giving it to your friend Jackson as A drink with his cookies.
Jackson asked for cookies and milk but i decided to give it a surprise by adding my secret recipe of Wet Jackson.
by JkMe March 10, 2017
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