Whale wank

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker

Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin

by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018

Stair-Whale

An overweight, lazy person who refuses to take the stairs even one floor.

Tommy: Did she just take the elevator from the 1st floor to the 2nd floor?!?!

Gina: Yep, she's a stair-whale.

by Webbsters July 20, 2008

White whale

It’s when a girl squirts on your face when your going down on her.

kid:Dad my girlfriend came on my face the other day
Dad:Holy shit you achieved the white whale

by big cack42069 February 25, 2021

Whale watchers

People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits

These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy

by Crazy Naz Liquor November 12, 2018

Lazy whale

Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.

"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"

by Rawkel September 16, 2018

Whale Whore

A girl who constantly goes after guys who are the size of ginormous whales.

Denny: “Did you hear about Sarah dating that sweaty looking fat fuck named Taylor? He is light years out of that girls league.

Frank: “That is what’s known as a whale whore.”

by Deathman173 January 22, 2018

Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale

wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale

by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017