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Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty
by TeeOneThousand December 11, 2011
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Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.
He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.
by beucephalus April 1, 2011
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Van high school

The place where red necks run wild getting there cousin pregnant, white kids wish they were from the hood and where the football team hangs black people and the bathrooms smell like juul mango pods and long cut grizzly
Bro you know billy yea he went to van and got mouth cancer from dipping and van high school
by Handlemegood November 29, 2018
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van

a kid that tries to fit in but we all know no one likes him, he copys this kid named luka and he d rides jack, nico, and anatole. Also he is horrible at basketball.
This kid Van thinks he is cool
by jetpa,papasmurf,papapill,bucky December 19, 2023
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Van Pham

she loves cats. idk why. but she does.
by nutsie October 12, 2022
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Ella van

hot sexy sexy uslaay super h0wt o yes boi is gud signwe suppppppppppppppppppperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr guddd. also she is super smert abd caring
Ella van your lookn like a fish!
by ligitvlogs May 4, 2018
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Van

He is a funny, but he is always acting sarcastic. He is the type of person to make a person laugh.
It will always be used as a subject. There is always space for Van
by regoneregina November 22, 2023
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