boot is an glamorous synonym for penis. if you want to use table etiquette but need to explain what ya got up to in the weekend, just replace cock with boot.
Get some boot in ya
by smashbox69 July 29, 2011
Get the Bootmug. by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021
Get the is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?mug. by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014
Get the asian work bootsmug. by Ben Dover #1 September 21, 2022
Get the sucks bootsmug. by Mrpreemo January 24, 2021
Get the The bootmug. The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
Get the jack sparrow`s bootmug. 