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I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"
by wykykr May 15, 2006
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sweet things

A term used when a moment of happiness or glee occurs.

Is usually uttered from the tongue of the non-black North American's who want to sound black.
Doc. Z: "I'm handing your math exams back"

Jassey: "Oh poom, i know i failed!"

Doc. Z: "No Jassey, You pass with a 51%"

Jassey: "Sweet things! Now i don't have to go to high school anymore!"
by so-ill January 11, 2009
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Sweet things

A term used when a moment of happiness or glee occurs.

Is usually uttered from the tongue of the non-black North American's who want to sound black.
Doc. Z: "I'm handing your math exams back"

Jassey: "Oh poom, i know i failed!"

Doc. Z: "No Jassey, You pass with a 51%"

Jassey: "Sweet things! Now i don't have to go to high school anymore!"
by so-ill January 31, 2008
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Things of That Nature

This phrase is also used to emphasize (things like that, items of that type, stuff like that.)
"I'm looking forward to meeting him fr, my biggest inspiration, the Rizz god, things of that nature."

"Might as well get yo ass a DeeBlock chain and wear his grills the way you on his D"
by k02nzo July 29, 2022
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In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes
In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.
by thisisevidence March 17, 2010
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things to do in ur buddy's room

A couple fun ideas:
- Make pancakes and then share them with your dog.
- Build a blanket fort.
- Organize their books alphabetically by the last letter in the title.
- Play monopoly with your alter-egos.
- Cook meth.
- Read through one of their books and then rip out the most important page so they'll never know the ending.
- Pour honey on their underwear.
- Frame them for murder.
Things to do in ur buddy's room:
Their mom

Get it??? Like do their mom in their room!! Hah! What a zinger!
But really, don't do that. That's messed up. Just shoot some heroin or something like the rest of us.
by My Pussy Wagon is a minivan September 18, 2016
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brown things

The round brown circular things in a pack of gradetos or chex
oh my gosh ethan, stop eating all the brown things
by SavageCabbageAF March 9, 2017
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