Peanut nutter

When someone nuts so much it's thick as peanut butter.

Sugar: *nuts* oof that was a load
Dude: Dude that was a peanut nutter.

by deep fried potato November 30, 2017

peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.

"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"

by False.Pulse December 1, 2022

Peanut Clit

A clitoris that looks like a peanut & is big enough to suck on.

She had a peanut clit & let me tell ya, I was George Washington Carver that night, pal.

by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Peanut Lovin’

When you eat out a female using peanut butter.

Im’ma be peanut lovin’ my girl tonight.
Mmm girl, let me peanut love you tonight.

by XxStar.c.s.xx November 26, 2017

Peanut Nose

A flat nose (Usually Filipinos have them).

That guy has a cute peanut nose!

by IdLxB February 11, 2025

National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021