Poop noodle

A long string of shit straight out the anus

Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass

by Buce bungus February 24, 2018

the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

Noodle Knob

a person who put themselves out there sexually.

That girl is such a noodle knob

by xxgurlxx June 8, 2015

electric noodle

that feeling when your arms go limp

‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’

“yeah like an electric noodle”

by randeyverse May 9, 2025

Spicy Japanese noodle

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.

Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!

by 10wellhung January 29, 2025

noodle music

Music that encourages hippies to wave arms like wacky inflatable tube guys, like Woodstock music.

Someone put on Jefferson airplane and everyone is waving arms and swaying, I don’t like this noodle music.

by DJneoport January 22, 2024

Pot noodle

When you fuck her so hard that it just pokes out of the pants

Her: oh my god Jimmy do you have the pot noodle

Him: No "nocks over glass of wine"
Her: Jimmy I think u have it
Him: Fuck I'm caught

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018