Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.

The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.

by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022

freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.

Tristan Bentz is a quat monkey!

by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019

monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.

Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...

by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010

krunker monkey

the term Krunker Monkey is what you call someone when you want to call them a faggot or the n-word, or any other slur, so you call them a Krunker Monkey

go back to where you came from you Krunker Monkey

by Xahm is sexy February 27, 2022

Hello Monkeys

Hello Monkeys, also a greeting to the saiyans, this shows true dominance, or to the black races.

The saiyans wanted to be noticed by Frieza senpai, they did Frieza said, Hello Monkeys then blew them up.

by Brain Hatchet February 28, 2019