Dead or Alive

1. A shitty fighting game series that certain gamers masturbate to.
2. The greatest band ever. If you disagree, then you are a fucktard.

I would lose my anal virginity twenty times in a row for Peter Burns' old doormat.

by KingTT May 29, 2003

Dead game

A game that people don’t play anymore; old, outdated, or boring

“I’m going to play Payday 2” - Zeno
“Why would you play that, it’s a dead game” - Baymus

by 9618409 June 25, 2019

dead in the head

A person of exceptionally low intelligence who fails to grasp obvious jokes made about them.

Jane has to be {dead in the head}, as when I said in her company "I am on top of most things, except Jane, here, she is ALWAYS on top of one thing."

by After_Darkness October 27, 2017

Dead Grip

When you put your hand under freezing water untill its goes numb, then turn you hand upside down and jack off,

yo did you dead grip it ?

by denzel124534 January 24, 2011

Dead Name

A name given on birth, a name that the person using this word most likley dosent go by.
Usually used by Trans, Nonbinary or people questioning gender.

"Dont use their dead name"

by 1XxAXExX1 September 5, 2021

Dead flies

Dead flies is a Florida term meaning either a opp jit dead or a bitch / nigga fell off with you.

G-7: u still fuck with dat one hoe?

Jit: nah she green asf

G-7: ahh she dead flies

by Florida jit December 23, 2020

Nearly Dead

Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.

Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.

Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.

Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.

by Mussman February 8, 2010