GODS NECTAR, EVERY SINGLE LAST MAN ON EARTH CANNOT GO 5 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF IT!!! YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE IF YOU DO NOT DRINK COFFEE IT IS NOT HEALTHY YOU ARE GOING TO DO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES IF YOU DO NOT MAKE COFFEE
by Corny peps June 15, 2018
Get the Coffeemug. Don't talk to me until I had my fucking coffee.
If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.
If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.
by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025
Get the My Fucking Coffeemug. A coffee chain in the U.K. known for its controversial optional policy of imposing a minimum age of 16 to purchase caffeinated coffee, introduced in response to the U.K. government's ban on selling energy drinks to teens. This policy is seen as contentious because a) children and young teens don't drink that much coffee compared to adults, b) it's difficult to gauge which Costa Coffee have stricter policy in banning the sale of caffeinated coffee to children under 16 — this is very dissimilar to the common fact that cinemas with more visitors have stricter policies on movie age ratings compared to smaller cinemas.
With Costa Coffee's age policy, it seems like they're treating coffee like it's a dangerous energy drink, which just confuses parents!
by Emotional Cruiser September 10, 2025
Get the Costa Coffeemug. Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.
Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”
by Hunteranger May 31, 2021
Get the Philadelphia Coffeemug. by FuckWiddIt December 9, 2013
Get the just like coffeemug. by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020
Get the Coffee Table Friendmug. by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022
Get the Sweet coffeemug.