caveman brain

When someone manages to use less brainpower than physically capable.

Man 1: Hey, what's 27 + 3?
Man 2: 31
Man 1: Do you have a caveman brain?

by negrotoned_ January 12, 2021

Brain Hurricane

When several people brainstorm. Several storms become a hurricane. A brain hurricane.

#1: I can't find my car keys!

#2: Do you remember where you put them last?

#3: I have an idea.

#1: What?

#3: Let's brainstorm!

#2: A BRAIN HURRICANE!!

by Fucking mindpower September 13, 2010

spud brain

a man who acts retarted, has potatoes as brains and sneezes french fries. Also shakes his head violently to produce shaker fries which gives him brain damage.

Lloyd: That guy is so retarted
Chris: yeah he's a spud brain

by cpana October 29, 2012

Brain sock

A hat

Dr. Seuss was originally going to call it "The Cat in the brain sock" but it would have failed to teach children how to rhyme

by TheKidThatJustWokeUp February 19, 2011

Brain Damage

Short as fuck and is named Cameron Bermani

Cameron has Brain Damage

by David likes Big Macs April 16, 2019

fish-brained

Having very short term memory.

From 50s Britannia Episode 1: Rock 'n' Roll Britannia. "They (UK record executives) were very much geared towards making records the either were going to appeal to an adult audience and, therefore, might have a slightly longer shelf life, or were going to appeal to young people, who were notoriously fish-brained and they would forget something within two minutes..."

by sfemet September 30, 2013

Brain Thinking

High caliber thinking, like the time in high school when everyone was trying to figure out whether the assistant gym teacher's breasts were real, and you came up with the idea of drilling that hole in the locker room wall, and it worked, and they weren't real, in fact they were nothing more than a padded bra, which was disappointing and destroyed everyone's adolescent fantasies, but was O.K. because your brilliant scheme actually worked.

Dude! Brain Thinking! high five

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013