coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.

Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me

by maikatura August 28, 2022

Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.

Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!

by Testeclease January 27, 2023

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017

Sperm whale

When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.

Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.

by Ko16311 August 26, 2021

Whale wank

Whilst sat in the bath, with your collection of named whale toys you pick I winner and stare it in the eyes as you tug your tiny little pecker

Matty was having a whale wank and realised he should stop being such a virgin

by Cbesty91 December 27, 2018

Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....

Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......

by Whalecallforlife March 17, 2011