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Urban Dictionary is My New Favorite Website
by Deez Gutz April 27, 2021
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A website that started off good, then just turned into sex jokes.
Me: *looks up stick*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up pencil case*
Definition: DICKS
Me: *looks up toothpaste*
Definition: DICKS
Me: goddamn it urban dictionary
by Christina-the-gay <3 November 17, 2021
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I know you're bored and looked this up for fun, and if you see this, then I wish you a good day/night. You may Like, Dislike, Laugh a little, or move on, your choice.
Welcome to Urban Dictionary, a cool, community powered site that allows anyone with a Facebook or Gmail to define random crap.
by The Correctional Historian October 13, 2020
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1. A place where boomers search to find stuff that gen z says
2. A website that students click on when they search up stuff like qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
by hawt bae May 18, 2022
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urban chastionary

A common phrase used after a user attempts to Add/Submit something legitimate or humorous on urban dictionary and is soullessly denied. Urban chastionary - designed to prevent the editors from publishing anything, keeping their anal retentiveness intact.
'Dude I just tried to publish a word on Urban dictionary but guess what? They've got that fucking urban chastionary belt on again :(. HOW WILL I EVER EDUCATE THE NATION OF BEANS AND CUMGUZZLING BITCHES'
by Baxtermandem December 3, 2013
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A place where people with fucked up imaginations go and make up words. :)
Urban Dictionary is one fucked up place.
by revolution2424 February 6, 2015
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The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
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