Zest Machine

When someone acts zesty constantly

Stop doing that You zest machine

by Wordfunkus June 28, 2025

Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.

GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"

by Capital_K December 10, 2024

cnc machine

An expensive high maintenance machine

She (or He) is built like a CNC Machine

by Neme-san February 23, 2023

The Machine

A skinny ass white boy with a yee yee ass hair cut

Guy: yo is that the Machine?

by JuiceTheKidd April 21, 2020

drama machine

A genius level American concept invented in the early 1500s to Guardian the little ones cowboys would offer drama to the insane members of the occult who arrived in America to keep them entertained and make sure they would have infinite crusty nipples. I completely unsane engine invented drama machine to further advance the knowledge curated by the Great prison escapees of Europe's colonies, especially America.

The British Pyre ruled by the Wemon kind of Tania Galaxy reveled and they're open closed open close open close weak pound & drama machine

by sinrlifemattrs November 19, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of beating your dick behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

Machine of Death

A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023