the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

by Bryce loves it October 22, 2008

long island taco

when youre banging a girl and you throw up in her pussy and eat that shit

i was fucking this girl and i puked in her pussy and i gav her a long island taco

by chris wheeler100 June 26, 2008

Long Street

Road running east in south central Rhode Island, separates buttonwoods from Buttonhoodz, by hte way that road sucks cock.

Remember that time we walked Long street and almost got jumped by those ricers

by Chuck July 11, 2004

Daddy Long Legs

NOT A SEX POSITION. DLL is married to Angelo and have beautiful kids, including Balz, the most pretty of them all.

He likes to be extremely tall and scare people with his hugging tendencies. He's amazing and I love him.

"Who the fuck is Daddy Long Legs?"
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?"

by Bawlz. April 10, 2012

Long Island, NY

Long Island is the pussy part of NY. You are not a true New Yorker if born in Long Island. You are most likely Jewish.

Saying your a New Yorker from Long Island, NY is like saying your a Pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.

by Billy Big Wood July 1, 2008

long legged mack daddy

A pimp is someone smooth and charismatic and good with women and uses his powers to exploit weak women.

A mack is a pimp that is able to exploit both men and women.

A mack daddy is a mac that is able to expoit other macs

A long legged mack daddy is a king or chief or master mac daddy. Sorta like the godfather of all mac daddies.

Obama is a long legged mack daddy.

by fightthepower July 19, 2009

Long Distance Lover

A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.

Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!

Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.

Hillary: aww...

by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009