Slapping a bare arse cheek either side of someones face and letting rip. The victim is usually pretty pissed but also disorientated to give tou time to get away. The perfect crime.
by Lone Ranger 101 June 24, 2005
Get the Face Fartmug. by Skid Marky Mark July 13, 2004
Get the cargo fartmug. The act of propelling oneself in a direction, by means of flatulence. Depending on how much gas is stored in one's body, it is possible to travel across entire continents, entirely on the power of farts.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
It is such a popular activity, that many people are proud to call it a hobby. There are many fart surfing clubs that can be found in almost every country.
To fly from California to New York, one could either drive, buy a plane ticket, or take a train. However, fart surfing is a free and environmentally friendly alternative.
by bu11fr0g July 23, 2009
Get the fart surfingmug. A Fart Taco, is received when one individual is eating out another individuals butt hole, or Tossing Salad. During this act, the receiver of the butt eating Flatulates into the eaters mouth, and they ingest the steamy hot gas.
by MG Pizzle March 25, 2007
Get the Fart Tacomug. by scottlmay September 30, 2004
Get the popcorn fartmug. A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.
Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?
by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011
Get the Who farted?mug. (Must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)
With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.
Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.
Throw it in your significant others face.
With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.
Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.
Throw it in your significant others face.
(man in the shower with girlfriend)
Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!
*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment
Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!
*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment
by Bumslaw March 3, 2010
Get the Boiled Fartmug.