crusty taylor

when you stick a metal rod up your penis hole until you can see it out of your ass hole.

so you just gave yourself a crusty taylor last night?

by tee wellshie October 22, 2008

Taylor Swift

The chick that Kanye West made famous

Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isn’t that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, let’s go to a ye concert

(At concert)

Fuck he’s wearing a MAGA hat

by dannycsghosts September 28, 2020

Kenna Taylor

A person who BWOMPS harder than anyone. She is so PLUR and has a bigger behind than anyone i know. she also has a youtube channel called KennaTaylorMN check her out. also she might be a little bit lesbian.

Kenna Taylor is so plur bro

by snakecitydusa May 29, 2020

monique taylor

A Beautiful women with an appetite for sex with older men and likes to have sexual dreams about big snakes coming out of men's trousers.

Person one : She is such a Monique Taylor in the sack.
Person two: really, she likes older men and has wet dreams ,how curious.

by Mr rex July 20, 2019

amy taylor

A weird, random short person who has cravinging for food at what seems like all of the time. She likes to tag people at random to annoy them.

Stop being an amy taylor!

by Naruto is amazing May 31, 2018

Liz Taylor

A transgender man who is pre op, or has decided not to operate.

Affinitive to long dresses that hug the body, the sparklier the better. Either bald or bald with a wig, the Liz Taylor is the epitomy of fashion and all around awesomeness.

Man did you see that Liz Taylor working the desk?
What!? That wasn't a chick?!

by Zyzzles May 5, 2016

taylor grief

An exclamation of upset or calamity, though normally associated with the disbelief of a situation (slightly humourous). A little stronger than "good grief" but nowhere near as strong and a lot more humourous than "shit" or "fuck it".

For the 3rd time that morning Ricky dropped his toast & marmalade on the kitchen floor and once again it landed marmalade side down - "Taylor grief", he muttered to himself.

by sixxon December 30, 2008