E-sume

With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.
“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.
by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019
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E-kay

1. a manufacturing company which manufactures high quality grain handling equipment and sells through a network of dealers though out westenr canada.

2. eye-kare-about-you
1. man i need some new high quality grain handling equipment. i guess i should call E-kay.

2. sometimes she really doest know how to say but you can see she E-kays deeply about him, like beyond E-kaying
by Blackcurrentmondey June 27, 2010
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E-flatulence

The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart
john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.
by fathead431 January 10, 2010
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E-Straw

I received my electrolytes drinking water through my E-Straw.
by JimmyJames16 May 26, 2014
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E-Girl

The type of girls that look weird with their white eyes, most of them do uglyass cos
I hate being a sexy E-Girl
by Foxityy August 04, 2020
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e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned
"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"
by karl g December 21, 2007
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E-cojones

Internet balls: False bravery exhibited by keyboard warriors who hide behind the blanket of online anonymity.
"That dude said on Facebook that he'd kick any Muslim ass he could find, but I know his boss is a Muslim. He's got big E-cojones."
by Phillip McRowler February 09, 2017
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