When a man cums inside a woman and lets it sit there and dry. Then before she showers she gets cum in her again flushing out the old dry cum.
by RHINO1289 August 23, 2016
Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?
Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.
Dude 1 - Word.
Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.
Dude 1 - Word.
by pinpollo August 13, 2011
1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.
2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."
2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009
Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.
by viper110110 April 25, 2011
A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.
by Lawyering May 15, 2015
Mark: Hey what the fuck is that?
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
You: Oh thats some bag-a-douche i filled from my dick.
Mark: Oh...ok.
by doo-language May 03, 2009
The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.
Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.
Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...
by cityguychicago April 25, 2011