spaghetti suprise

when a girls tampon string is hanging out of her bathing suit

Guy 1: dude look at that babe over there!
guy 2: Ya, and look at her spaghetti suprise!
guy 1: that is nasty!!!!

by sadkfhjgfadfag January 13, 2008

Elmers Suprise

Glueing a persons butthole shut.

Lets give him an Elmers suprise.

by Elmer5479 June 29, 2009

Professional Suprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

the chocolate suprise

when you are having anal sex with a woman (or man) and you eat their asshole out and they shit in your mouth

i was eating johnny's asshole out when he let out the chocolate suprise

by BIG MARV 78 June 18, 2009

shanghai surprise

Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.

When my roommate went on vacation, I left him a Shanghai Surprise in his bathroom.

by AKHolland January 6, 2007

cherry pie surprise

A cherry pie surprise is when you have sex with a girl who is on the rag while you have no idea. Made famous by some dude named Jake Daniels.

"Dude, I heard Jake got some cherry pie surprise from this girl named Jessica the other night. His dick was was covered in bloody pussy juice."

by Hank Thrasher January 26, 2007

Blue Berry Surprise

To sneak up on someone and simultaneously punch them in both eyes with your fists. Then, once they are helpless, cum all over their face.

Jared - "So I was hiding behind the bathroom door when my girlfriend walked in. I decided to sneak up on her and tap that bitch on the shoulder. When she turned around I gave her a blue berry surprise!" Then dumper her and never saw her again."

Hugo - "Nice Dude."

by JaredisAbeast July 24, 2009