Shoe

1) Something thrown at a disobedient child

2) People often use this to step on people with chemotherapy in the brain.

3) In some cases licked

4) At times eaten as a side dish of socks

Aka: La chancel

1. My mother through a shoe at my chemo infested head after licking it. Later on telling me to eat it with a side of socks.

by LayLicked July 16, 2019

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Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...

Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.

Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”

You: “no problem one second...”

* put on socks *

You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”

- adds shoes -

You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

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She hoeing on everyone

Man, that girl be like a shoe (she hoeing on everyone)

by Adog31 November 8, 2019

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Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019

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