by Mommiesim January 12, 2022
Get the Steve mug.A man who has nothin better to do then to create fairy tales in his new book called
"All about Brando 101". Also this person is a big duck bully that can't understand how to use it. So he Flys around on his high horse n eats spinach.
"All about Brando 101". Also this person is a big duck bully that can't understand how to use it. So he Flys around on his high horse n eats spinach.
That person is a steve-connz
by LOWLEVEL ARGUMENTS January 14, 2022
Get the Steve-connz mug.A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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Get the Steve-o disease mug.If you know who Steve Stitches aka Steve, you’d be lucky to know the greatest man alive. He has a tough and confident exterior and is beyond handsome. But once you earn his trust, he will be in your corner for life. He isn’t someone you would ever want to cross, because he will remind you he won’t accept less. He stands up for his values and has the best judge of character I’ve ever seen. He is protective, respectful, loves deep, and is the most selfless, genuine, and loyal man I’ve ever met. He is AMAZING in bed and makes his woman feel so safe and secure while also the most loved and sexy person in the world. His Harley and the love for her is so pure and sexy that you’ll want to buy your own in no time and become obsessed with going every there’re on the back while holding on tight. I have learned time and time again that I can trust his gut instinct more than I can trust my own. I’ve is the best dad a kid could ask for and would do anything in his power to make them and any kid feel loved. He’s got a mouth of a sailor and his sense of humor is the dry, dorky, and hilarious. He is hands down the most amazing man I have ever met, he’s not for the weak because he loves talking shit. Im legit the luckiest girl in the world to call this gem of a man mine. I wish the people in his lives saw the true, kind hearted man he is deep down. He is no push over and won’t take shit but you’ll never feel so loved by anyone in your life.
Steve Stitches is truly the best friend, significant other, and father I’ve ever met in my life. It hurts me to my core to see how much he is tested in life and is cheated from happiness coming easily. He the most deserving and hard working man and doesn’t deserve the life he’s dealt. But everyone knows his girl will legitimately do her best to love and make him the happiest man alive until the day she dies.
by Legit_iloveyou6-6-22 November 5, 2022
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Get the Steve Rogers mug.Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.
Also sometimes picks flowers.
Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
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