Russian Dick Fidget

When a man slaps his dick across your face multiple times until you bleed and then proceeds to cum in your eyes

Man Alex gave Bryan a mean Russian Dick Fidget last night!

by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009

Russian Gas Mask

The act of farting in your partner's mouth, then receiving oral sex from them.

I convinced that bitch to give me a Russian gas mask....It was degrading!

by Squeakyjew January 11, 2011

Russian Bow-Tie

To tie another's ballsac around another's neck into a bow-tie.

Guy 1: That guy over there looked at me wrong o.o
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I'm gonna give him a Russian Bow-Tie.
Guy 2: .....

by Crunk v2 September 6, 2012

Russian Pit Stop

Roll up to a red light and watch until it is ready to turn green by observing other lights turning yellow. As soon as that yellow light turns red, jump out of the car and do at least one rotation around the vehicle while the light is green (do as many as you see fit). Get back in the car once the light is about to turn red and then speed off.

This is the more dangerous but certainly similar version of the Chinese Fire Drill.

Frank: Dude, Matt did another Russian Pit Stop at the Sunoco intersection!

Ted: Holy cow! I remember when he did a week ago when four cars were behind him.

by itsthemangoman August 21, 2011

russian short bus

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.

A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!

by Russian Short Bus June 13, 2015

Soviet Russian Rematch

a rematch of epic (Soviet) proportions. if you ever lose at anything slightly competitive, it is up to you to demand a Soviet Russian Rematch (SRR).

the Giants playing the Patriots again in the Super Bowl is an example of a Soviet Russian Rematch (SRR)

by Nikolai Antropov March 4, 2012

russian chili dog

a sexual maneaveur. this is when a male takes a shit onto a womans chest, than thrusts his penis between here tits thus tit fucking her through his own shit.

Hey susan, take ur shirt off and lay down so i can give u a russian chili dog.

by Big Frech!!!!! November 15, 2003