petty thief

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".

Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

penis, pretty big

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth

Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch

by Lips March 23, 2004

pretty pretty

something that most idiot jerks say when they are looking to get some. obviously sarcastic, pretty pretty means you are nothing at all.

''shes pretty pretty'' (while thinking ''i coudl tap that'')

by no January 25, 2004

prettycooltacularwow

adj; describes something so cool, so spectacular, that it makes you say wow. it is used when the only way to describe such a tremendously amazing thing can not be accomplished by using only one of these supplementary adjectives.

indiv. 1 "Rimmy! did you see the look on fatboss's face when we walked out?!"
indiv. 2 "fuck yeah dude! that shit was prettycooltacularwow!"

by living proof December 12, 2003

pretty

That is really tight

I'm so sexy and pretty

by NicoleK February 4, 2010

pretty

a disturbing but appropriate song by korn. on the follow the leader album. the meaning of the song is that jonathon davis once saw a disformed person going into a morgue.

guy: i love follow the leader

korn lover: so do i. but my mom wont let me listen to pretty because its very disturbing

guy: ouch. i love that song

by theyurireviewer October 6, 2010

pretty boy

the most idiotic boy in your school, but still somehow popular

guy with cargo pants and just a simple t-shrit = pretty boy

by foxylikescats September 23, 2011