"i just felt a pookie"
“We were laughing so hard I accidentally let out a little pookie.”
“Girl, that yoga pose almost made me launch a pookie rocket.”
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“We were laughing so hard I accidentally let out a little pookie.”
“Girl, that yoga pose almost made me launch a pookie rocket.”
"Not me trying to act classy at brunch and then slipping out a pookie.”
“It wasn’t just a sound… it was a prophecy. The pookie had spoken.”
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A godforsaken website so vile, so horrifying, so utterly traumatizing, it makes a clogged toilet look like a spa day. Poopeegirls features human beings doing unspeakable things with poop — and not like “haha poop joke,” but like “full-blown psychological warfare on your eyeballs.”
Side effects include:
*Sudden loss of appetite.
*Questioning every decision that led you to that moment.
*Attempting to physically delete your memory
*The desperate urge to call your grandma and apologize for everything.
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Not safe for work. Not safe for life. Not even safe for demons in hell. If curiosity kills the cat, Poopeegirls burns its remains.
Side effects include:
*Sudden loss of appetite.
*Questioning every decision that led you to that moment.
*Attempting to physically delete your memory
*The desperate urge to call your grandma and apologize for everything.
⚠️⚠️☣️☣️☣️Warning:
Not safe for work. Not safe for life. Not even safe for demons in hell. If curiosity kills the cat, Poopeegirls burns its remains.
"A guy I know — big fan of toilet humor — thought he was in for a laugh when he clicked a link labeled: ‘Scat Porn, Pooping and Pissing Girls Videos – poopeegirls.com.’ He chuckled at first… then saw what was actually on the site and immediately screamed, ‘WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SEE?!’ Now he’s in the shower scrubbing his eyes with bleach and reconsidering every life choice that led to this moment."
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A vacation pooper is someone who uses their time to get caught up on email, text messages, readings, newspaper articles, often extending the normal defecation period. Vacation poopers always bring reading material and frequently treat the time as relaxing and a chance to get caught up.
by Imnothere560 December 6, 2013
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