Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025

Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.

what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me

by ball destroyer February 2, 2022

Peanut Free Table

The table where bringing your PB&J sandwich can get you charged with murder.

Inmate 1: What are you in for?
Inmate 2: I brought a PB&J sandwich to the Peanut Free Table.
Inmate 1: I thought I was the monster.

by Track and Shield November 12, 2021

Peanut

The poopalazooka religion mascot. Like how American has the bald Eagle, we have a cat named peanut.

All hail Peanut, the Poopalazooka Representative.

by Moonstar116 May 23, 2021

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Peanut slug

Another name for an erect penis.

Hey bud, I'd suckle your Peanut slug for a double cheeseburger combo

by Mountain69 July 2, 2020

Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.

“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”

by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019