noob

a word people think is an insult

person 1: hey noob
person 2: you know that isnt an insult
person 1: stfu noob

by noobcool095 March 9, 2020

Math noob

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.

If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.

by Qwickable October 3, 2021

noobs

people who cant play games such as Minecraft and roblox

you guys are noobs

by isseihyoudou December 19, 2017

Noob

A noob stands for new player, or a beginner in fact people will call a 'Noob' an idiot are a person who's ugly and gets it wrong. Noob is usually misconducted as a person with cheap clothing, cheap body parts for that in example ROBLOX - Minecraft would be someone with a Steve/Alex skin.

Dyk, bacon hairs are mostly known as a "Noob"

by PoopyTurd August 25, 2018

Noob

/nu b/
verb

To noob means to expel (a foreigner) from a country, typically on the grounds of illegal status or for having committed a crime.
"he was deported for violation of immigration laws"

He was noobed: "he was deported for violation of immigration laws"

Synonym: deport, expel, banish, exile, expatriate, extradite, repatriate

by Palestine1947 February 28, 2024

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

noob

1. a doofus.
2. someone who calls someone else a noob.

shut up, noob.

by hoboken224 April 23, 2011