Stat Nerd

Some one who knows alot of random usless stats or facts.

Me.

I'm a stat nerd. Look up my other posts if you care.

by statnerd May 5, 2010

i nerd

a person who has every possible app, connection or accessory for their i pod and wants to show and explain all of them to you

"o my God here comes Ralph, he probably has a new app or something, he's such an i nerd"

by o to the l to the w May 6, 2010

Scab Nerd

Stereotypical nerd; one viewed as greasy, unhygienic, or straight up fucking gross.
World of Warcraft player, lvl 2 and above Dungeons and Dragons player

"Look at those 'scab nerds' walking into that cyber cafe."

"Daddy, what will happen when all the scab-nerds disappear? "

by FranklinsTower January 16, 2009

Nerd Echolocation

The process used to locate a nerd within a reasonable proximity by sending a text, email or other type of social media message. The sound alert you hear is almost always associated with a video game sound or music. This is most effective in a home or office setting.

"Hey do you know where Matt is?"

"I not sure. Have you tried Nerd Echolocation yet?"

"Let me see here. I will sent him a text and tweet" click click click

"Oh, he is in the break room. I just heard the Mario 1-UP sound and Legend of Zelda theme song come from that direction."

by azmike80 February 14, 2013

ink nerd

If your a goofy person who's name starts with an "O" and you like tattoos

Optimus likes tattoos, he's an ink nerd

by segagenocide March 21, 2014

Nerd Burn

A burn directed toward a fellow nerd using information the general population wouldn't understand.

You used a hybrid approach? Who are you, Mendel? Ohhh, nerd burn!

You must've missed that turn because your mapping cells weren't working. Nerd burn!

by oogaboo September 9, 2012

Nerd Stick

Nerd speak for a USB flash drive.

I need to download data or copy data to my nerd stick.

by razuski October 25, 2012