Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

Musical Triangulation

The process of describing an artist to a non-listener by comparing the artist to three or more other artists. Usually done with three artists, two of which are similar to each other and the third of which is significantly different, and in the style of: "They are like (similar band #1) mixed with (similar band #2) with elements of (totally different band)"

Speaker 1: You haven't heard Sage Francis? He's like Swollen Members mixed with Sweatshop Union, with elements of Paul Simon.

Speaker 2: Dude, that's an awesome musical triangulation.

by Keramac October 8, 2009

Musical swag

Music that is of good quality or talent and also exceeds the standards of the music industry.

Did you hear the latest #1 hit on the Billboard Top 100? They totally have musical swag.

by music_is_4_life September 10, 2010

Musical Tingler

A fart that is so satisfying it sends shivers up your spine

Last night I let out a really loud Musical Tingler, shame no one was around to appreciate it.

by Slobi_Wan May 8, 2017

thanksgiving music

does not actually exist. there are “holiday” songs and playlists etc, but thanksgiving music is not a thing. unless youre weird. like hanna.

“Is thanksgiving music a thing?”
“nah. have you even heard of a thanksgiving song?”

by kashootmyself November 4, 2018

Penis music

An insult used against corny music

Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

the grinch, the musical

(noun) a musical created by three box office attendants that will knock your socks off.
Narrated by Jim Carrey
(based off the Jim Carrey film, not Benedict Cumberbatch, no Benny C.)

"expect to laugh, cry, and sing along to The Grinch, THE MUSICAL!"

by TheGrinchBitch June 23, 2022