muffin words

Another way of saying "cuss words"

Eww, stop saying muffin words!

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 10, 2008

muffin top

when your fatty tummy hangs over your (2 or more sizes too tight) jeans.

erica, jill, chahalis, muffin tops

by prego in the ego January 18, 2009

Butt Muffin

A large mound of fat where the upper butt and lower back meet on a fat chick, often protruding, frequently causes wardrobe malfunctions and creates extra difficulty in finding any clothing that looks good on the butt muffin wearer.

Synonyms: Ghetto Bootie, Table Top Ass, Shelf Ass, and Badonkadonk

She's so fat she not only has a muffin top on the sides, she's even got a butt muffin.

Baby, you can rest your drink on my butt muffin if you'd like.

My jeans never fall down because my butt muffin holds them up.

by 21stcenturydomesticgoddess January 13, 2011

pickle muffin

A term used to denote affection towards someone, typically speficically towards their physical appearance. (usually a friend)

Often used by people like to urinate off of the mountain brow.

hey there pickle muffin, lookin for a good time tonight? i'd hit that pickle muffin!

by jacob jervis June 11, 2006

be happy muffin

be a hyper kid

ur were a happy muffin yesterday i think u had to much sugar

by elaina June 2, 2004

cuddle muffin

my baby

cmfm

by fm March 26, 2003

pussy muffin

When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.

Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.

Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.

by nv1990 June 7, 2009