Cave Monster

(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.

The cave monster named Sarver stole into the orphanage to capture young prey.

by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012

Monster Cock

Laura's extremely huge penis.

Boy 1: She has a Monster Cock.

Boy 2: I know, right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 22, 2020

Monster Nugget

A massive poo.

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush

by ganga man June 15, 2011

Monster Jamm

Mixing a Monster Energy Drink and a Smirnoff Ice together

What are you drinking? A monster Jamm

by M0n5t3r for higher November 15, 2010

Meth Monster

A female that uses IV drugs, and cannot hit herself..

IV drug user that has a male follow them around all day so he could hit her vein with Meth* Meth care taker.!

The Meth Monsters are taking over KEOKUK...

by Meth Reaper September 4, 2018

Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts

Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"

by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011

muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005