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Cock monster

The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO
Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!
by Cockmonster November 4, 2019
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Sink Monster

When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.
-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
by Cama Zots February 4, 2009
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cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies
by MR YEETER April 23, 2019
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Monster Mountain

Best motocross track in the USA, Tallassee, Alabama, once owned by the world famous "Andy Anderson". had to sell it because of a bullshit lawsuit.
What's that track where that kid hit the tractor and his parents sued the owner? O' Ya monster mountain!
by jimmy the gm September 11, 2010
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Monster Nugget

my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush
by ganga man June 15, 2011
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Cookie Monster

Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021
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Mud Monster

When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.
"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."
by somethinguwu September 24, 2021
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