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chas monkey

Someone chasy most of the time named alex or max.
Dude that hold is so greasy did one of you chas monkeys chas it up?
by NiggerFaggot-GayRetard June 2, 2017
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Mattress Monkey

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.
by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017
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monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.
by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009
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monkey beef

An affectionate word for a Northern English man
by Jeegs February 1, 2014
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Hello Monkeys

Hello Monkeys, also a greeting to the saiyans, this shows true dominance, or to the black races.
The saiyans wanted to be noticed by Frieza senpai, they did Frieza said, Hello Monkeys then blew them up.
by Brain Hatchet February 28, 2019
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ego-monkey

n. (proper)

name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition.

in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe.

the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam.
examples of the ego-monkey's power include:

1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted.

2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass.

3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play.

4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game.

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reggie ray: what the shit-fuck is wrong with jake, he totally threw that pass into double coverage...AGAIN...
austin: yep...looks like mr. "i-can't-stop-listening-to-that-ego-monkey-on-my-shoulder" can't...stop listening to that goddamn ego-monkey on his shoulder...
by anonymous survivor September 13, 2014
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