sausage monster

The step bellow a meatball monster. A guy that is jacked but not overly jacked. They can be seen at the gym in groups. Are very strong but not necessarily massive like meatball monsters.

A couple of sausage monsters and I were at the gym yesterday blasting our pecs.

by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008

Lake Monster

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

by SaltyJones March 7, 2009

Sink Monster

When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.

-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."

by Cama Zots February 4, 2009

Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

sea of monsters

The second book in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, written by Rick Riordan

Random Percy Jackson Fangirl: Sea of monsters by Rick Riordan is the best book I've ever read!

by PercyJacksonFan1912 September 7, 2014

hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack

Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster

by Sir Leker January 29, 2015

dance monster

Be careful, it's DANCE monster, not RAP monster
Who the heck told you that?
Geez.

This is Dance Monster from BTS.

by yoonminisrealyoutwats July 27, 2017