A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
Get the Closet Monstermug. Laura's extremely huge penis.
by Your Secret Santa :) November 22, 2020
Get the Monster Cockmug. An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"
Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011
Get the Sweat Monstersmug. by Yui September 21, 2003
Get the slude monstermug. The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO
Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!
by Cockmonster November 4, 2019
Get the Cock monstermug. When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.
-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
by Cama Zots February 4, 2009
Get the Sink Monstermug. by ganga man June 15, 2011
Get the Monster Nuggetmug.