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quat monkey

Characterized by a white person that has a fear of black people and tries to overcome this fear by sleeping with black men.
by tbdoesnotcumnaturally December 20, 2019
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Lil Monkey

One who is full of energy, has the qualities of a person who is kind, compassionate, sweet, warm-hearted, gentle, and all of the above.

Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.
Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.

U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.

Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.

Stop being so wack u lil monkey.

Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)
by Lilmonkeylover July 9, 2022
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Monkey Chariot

A poorly maintained automotive vehicle that has been modified with an excess amount of chrome and absurdly large wheels. which are generally often referred to as boxes,donks or bubbles.
Hey joe, check out that rusted out oldsmobile on 30 inch wheels it's clearly a monkey chariot.
by JGanja August 27, 2014
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cactus monkey

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!
by Pickle tickle June 22, 2015
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Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.
boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"
by WildBin December 30, 2020
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Mi Monkey

The Fans of Xiaomi. (Pejorative)
Now commonly used to describe someone who promotes Xiaomi by belittling others under videos about other smartphones, often accompanied by low-IQ remarks.
*In the comments section of the video about Huawei phones*
-“After Huawei, there is the sky, and the Leica four-camera competition is fairy.”
-“Mi Monkey is coming!”
by HappySheep July 10, 2022
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Yanking the monkey

-I’m going back to my room
+Ok, just stop yanking the monkey
-You are not funny bro
by J.H Garza June 21, 2018
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