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Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.
Wow Jason penis is huge
by China Is fat af March 8, 2019
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Jalonda

A very outgoing and fun person. Loves certain types of food from other cultures. Doesn’t like fake people and avoids the most obnoxious ones. Won’t let anybody get in her way and does the most to strive.
She acts like she is a Jalonda
by JayMar2005 January 27, 2019
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Jason D

Jason Is the guy that always dates the pretty girls the girls that everyone likes and super buff at that.
by Uusushsndnd February 1, 2019
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Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.
Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.
by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019
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Jason

a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)
nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!
by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019
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Jason

Jason is a very closed off person although he is a social butterfly. Hes mates with a lot of people and gets along with almost everyone but he only lets some people in because he does get scared eventhough he hides it. If your close with someone called Jason dont take him for granted hes one of the most Loyal and nice Lads youll ever meet!
Girl1: Can we meet up with Jason
Girl2: Sure why not

Girl1: I love him

Guy1: Hes sorted
Girl2: He is always out and shit
by DionnePhoenix March 17, 2019
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Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
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