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Flo-ho

Florida whore. Florida's own type of ho, usually in a shit box Altima with peeling window tint, car seat in the back, sticker in the rear window that says something about being a "Queen", giant D&G Kardashian sunglasses, ranging in size anywhere from a Sherman tank to skinny but not toned, some type of neck tattoo with the date their brother died from a heroin overdose. Generally these people are able to recognize even from afar as their scent of Victoria's Secret cotton candy body spray mingled with Febreeze is pungent up to a 500 ft radius. Cleavage wrinkles on a 25 year old Flo-ho are not uncommon. Rarely seen at a social gathering without a hard seltzer in hand.
Flo-hos are the wish.com version of a regular ho.
by Tuggernauts March 20, 2022
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Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...
by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017
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YOLO ho

The female version of a swagfag. Known for slutty clothes, loose morals, and the use of the term "YOLO" as an excuse for all the men she's slept with.
Girl: Damn, he got so much swag! I gotta hit that! YOLO!

Other Girl: Don't be such a YOLO ho!
by SomeGuyInAGorillaSuit October 2, 2013
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ho-kwan

A very chill person that is great at math and can jump higher than others. Typically hiding in the shadows Ho-Kwan makes out with his siblings
I am a Ho-Kwan and I love my sisters.
by Tyrone-Jerome December 9, 2016
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Pocket ho

A small and/or very petite female, usually short, that is a whore; a sexually loose woman.
I made a new friend the other day. She was such a pocket ho that we fit into my tiny hybrid smart car and had sex until the sun came up!
by anomuse May 1, 2009
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sketcha ho

The act of being "sketcha" or "sketch"...typically by a female.

A shady bitchslut.
"Man that young lady over there is flirting with those other men...doesn't she have a boyfriend?"

"YEah, I'M her boyfriend..what a sketcha ho..looks like i'll go back to my other 6 bitches."

"I wanna be a sketcha ho when I grow up!"
by fayefaye July 19, 2005
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ho wood

1. the erectile response a male experiances upon being aroused by a prostitute

2. the sign for Hollywood Video in Salem, OR, next to the red robin
1. I got a ho wood at my bachelor party

2. Dude, let's go to ho wood and rent Titanic
by carmen novenchilagasvie February 5, 2009
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